Man With Upsetting Baldness Wins British Open

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This is Zach Johnson, an American golfer who just won the British Open in thrilling playoff fashion at the birthplace of the sport in St. Andrews, Scotland. It's Zach's second major championship victory, having previously won the Masters in 2007. Zach is clearly a skilled athlete, and Zach is also balding. That's fine, but Zach doesn't seem to want to admit it, much like his fellow golfers Tiger Woods and young gun Jordan Spieth. (Side question: Is their balding related to all that hat wearing?) It's upsetting to see these guys opting for what seem to be early versions of the "Doc Brown look." Rather, we think these guys should do like our very own Jon Wilde and embrace the bald by shaving it all off. While we don't have to see 21-year-old Jordan go full Bruce Willis just yet, a light buzz will make his all of these dudes' baldness way less obvious.


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R&A via Getty ImagesJake Woolf is a writer who has covered men’s style for over ten years and has contributed to GQ since 2014. A graduate of Parsons The New School for Design (good school, long name), he also has bylines at Robb Report, HighSnobiety, Pitchfork, and the defunct #menswear website Four Pins... Read moreWriterXRelated Stories for GQHairGQ Sports

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