There Is a Penis Fitness Tracker. Naturally, We Have Questions.-CurrentLens

There Is a Penis Fitness Tracker. Naturally, We Have Questions.

2025-02-05 15:40:34 Source： Classification：Fashion

**1. **Wait, really?

**2. **What’s a healthy number of thrusts per minute?

**3. **How many times have you said, "Man, I really wish I had a digital cock ring"? (In thousands, please.)

**4. **Which would get more Kickstarter money: This, or the egg sandwich guy?

**5. **Our Bluetooth headphones are always on the fritz. How’s the reception when you’re, you know, inside?

**6. **Will it come in colors other than bondage black, iCock white, and Kink.com magenta?

**7. **How aroused is she going to be while we’re tapping our iPhones mid-act, furiously adjusting the vibration settings?

**8. **Has there ever, in the history of the world, been a better reason to block your parents on Facebook?

**9. **Does it sync with LinkedIn?

**10. **What’s next, my dog?

[via Engadget]