Dear Mr. Trump,

Please stop asking women to touch your hair. Also please stop gesturing at them from a podium while saying "c'mere c'mere, you! c'mere". There is video evidence of you doing just that, at the very least, twice.

Asking women to prove the veracity of your hair by touching it in front of a live camera, on a stage, is gross. It's also classic macho "dick flinging" behavior that comes from a place of insecurity and nobody wants to see that shit. (We estimate you have actually pulled this stunt consistently since you were an 11-year-old boy. You probably did it on the playground, while yelling at other children from atop a giant slide.)

If it will make you stop, we are ready to concede that your hair is "real hair" and not a toupee. There we said it. It's 100% real, totally terrible, dumb hair.

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