Let's face it, women have had the right idea this whole time. Dressing sexy on Halloween is a really good idea. Not only is it the last time between now and next summer that you can legitimately walk around shirtless, it's also the one night out of the year when you're encouraged to act and dress like someone else. On this night, don't you want to be all you can be—literally? We thought so. But, there's not a ton of time left. So, you'd better start now if you want to really make gains for Halloween. Trust us, all the best costumes look better with real muscles. To prove our point here is a list of totally amazing swole as f#%k costume ideas:

The HulkAll the Strippers from Magic Mike XXL (you will need at least three swole bros)Swole DrakeHerculesBaneArnold SchwarzeneggerBuzz LightyearThe RockGastonJohn CenaThe Stay Puff Marshmellow ManChris Pratt Before and After (this requires that a dad-bod buddy stand to your left all night)The Michelin ManHenry RollinsCarrot Top

Now all you have to do is get swole. Should be super easy right?

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