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You see, I went for a run and didn’t shower. Then I cooked my dinner and by the time my requisite episode of Game of Thrones ended, I was too tired to do anything but sleep. Stewing in my own ercise juice, I slept a lovely blissful sleep. I woke up feeling refreshed and disgusting, and no Beyoncé lyric tweeted by that girl that always tweets it could bring me back.
But, you know, that’s nothing compared to this Iranian dude who hasn’t bathed in sixty years. _The Tehran Times _reports that 80-year-old Amou Haji eschews showering for fear that cleanliness causes disease. I get it, Amou, sometimes you just can’t shower because you’re late for work and then before you know it you’re retired and it’s like why start now? According to the paper, Haji suffered "emotional setbacks in his youth and from then on decided to live an isolated life."
Also worth noting, he smokes a pipe that is full of shit. Actual shit.
