Welcome to another edition of Grooming Gods. This week: mini manicures, timeless swooshes, and some very choice beards.

Chris Meloni on set. James Devaney/GC ImagesChris Meloni

We're can't confirm that “Law & Order: Organized Crime” wrote in an undercover storyline just so Meloni could show up with this beard, but we certainly suspect it.

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Kid Cudi

If those two fingers look this cool, we can't imagine what's happening with the rest of the manicure 

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Pharrell

When Pharrell says “I woke up like this,” he means it literally.

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If you have any intel on where Mayer gets his volumizing shampoo, please reach out.

Jonah Hill in Venice, California. BackgridJonah Hill

One of the best beards anywhere on the plant is still going strong, seen here with an astonishingly groovy bodega run outfit. 

Chase Stokes in Los Angeles. APEX/MEGA/GC ImageChase Stokes

Even in the days of Netflix stardom, heartthrob hair remains supremely swooshy. 

Tom Sandoval in Los Angeles. GP/Star Max/GC ImagesTom Sandoval

In case you needed further proof that Sandoval is the number one guy in this group, we present: this mustache.

Cobi Jones in Los Angeles. JOCE/Bauer-GriffinCobi Jones

The Team USA soccer stalwart was always known for his deadlocks, but this (slightly) closer crop might looks even better. 

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