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You've seen it all over the Twittersphere: Justin Bieber has been arrested for driving under the influence and drag racing. The young celebrity was just too fast and too furiously drunk for his own good. But then the mugshot got released, and the Internet went insane. Just look at that smile—and more importantly, that hair. It's so perfect. How could you stay mad at that face and perfectly windswept coif, Miami-Dade County?! If you want to look as great should you find yourself dragged into a police station, here's how to achieve Biebs's jailhouse 'do.

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What You'll Need:

Pomade

A yellow Lamborghini

Plenty of alcohol

The folly of youth

Instructions:

Put pomade into hair, comb back then muss it up a bit with your hands.

Drink alcohol until the pain is gone and you don't even remember who "Selena" is anymore.

Text your ex-girlfriend.

Get into the yellow Lamborghini. Drive with the windows down.

Stop when you hear sirens.

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