I know you all do it.

You all know I do it….a LOT.

I do it in risky places.

I do it for the greater good.

The fact is, nobody can get you off like YOU get yourself off. I’m not saying that jerking off is better than partnered sex, it’s just more reliable. And different.

I am going to make a point this month to masturbate every single day, and I’m going to aim for a different way every day – whether that means a different toy every day I don’t know.

I’m going to try a few new things.

And…..

I’m going to post a few photos soon that I didn’t ever think I’d post here.

getting off I’m getting off keep getting off keep getting off I’m getting off I’m getting off to you It’s not enough It’s not enough and more can never be enough I’m getting off I’m getting off to you

~Korn “Getting Off”