Ask Pittsburgh Steelers' wideout Antonio Brown if he's the best wide receiver in the NFL and he'll confidently reply, "Yes." But even if he's right about that, the fact is he's not nearly as skilled when it comes to making decisions in a barber's chair. In fact, Brown's new radical 'do is so ill-advised, we actually don't even know what to dub it. The Lego piece? The Mayan Pyramid? The Russian nesting doll fade? All we really know is that whatever it is, it ain't good. To make matters worse (and uglier), this isn't the first time we've seen Brown step outside the lines grooming-wise. At the ESPYs earlier this year, he showed up with a mohawk that looked more like an angry beak poking out of his head. Look, we're all for confident style swerves, but still—this is a little much. Let's all hope tonight's on-field loss will help humble Brown, and keep him from taking Ls in the mirror.

Jake Woolf is a writer who has covered men’s style for over ten years and has contributed to GQ since 2014. A graduate of Parsons The New School for Design (good school, long name), he also has bylines at Robb Report, HighSnobiety, Pitchfork, and the defunct #menswear website Four Pins... Read moreWriterXRelated Stories for GQNFLHairNFL