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Shia LaBeouf, who is a human with a real-time heartbeat, threw us a rattail just a few weeks ago. It made us scratch our un-rattailed heads and ask ourselves all kinds of questions. Today he was spotted heading to court in Manhattan and we’ve got no answers. Things are only getting more interesting. LaBeouf is now rolling in a Tiffany & Co. heart earring (maybe that’s the heart monitor?) and the hair is showing no signs of normalizing. It defies all kinds of logic, it’s shaved, braided, rat-tailed, overgrown, and bearded all at once. It’s a wonder, really. It’s omnigrooming. Mystifying as his routine may be, even his impeccable suit can’t make it work. We don’t know what’s going on, but we’re kind of excited to see what’s next.

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