If timeouts don't seem to be working on your children, there's a new form of discipline that may humiliate them into listening. A barber in Snellvile, GA recently started offering a free service to parents of misbehaving children in which he cuts their hair to look like that of a balding old man. In the barber's words, "If they want to act grown up, [I will] make them look grown up, too." He says the method is effective, as his 12-year-old son's grades in school skyrocked after the shave. Also, seeing a little kid with a bald hairdo is just downright hilarious.

Jake Woolf is a writer who has covered men’s style for over ten years and has contributed to GQ since 2014. A graduate of Parsons The New School for Design (good school, long name), he also has bylines at Robb Report, HighSnobiety, Pitchfork, and the defunct #menswear website Four Pins... Read moreWriterXRelated Stories for GQComedyGrooming