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And I’m not religious! (at all)

I picked up my box o’ toys last night –

Japanese G-Spot SquirmyHitachi Magic WandVenus Penis 2We Vibe

You’ll have to wait on the reviews, because ya know…I need proper experimentation time. Gather up some labrats and test test test!

But you guys know me…I HAD to try them all out quickly last night.

I’m intrigued by 2. One of them is a complete and utter FAIL, totally unworthy.

The other…Hitachi….*swoon*. Next time, I want to be timed. I swear to jeebus it was less than 2 minutes and I’m not an easy O. I think the new (poor, unsuspecting) neighbor may have heard me ;)

Next week’s HNT theme is the olympics, so I’m going to make you wait for the final Scrabble series pics for 2 weeks. Anybody have any “olympic” suggestions? ;)

And omg, The Exhibitionist and the Voyeur Cross Paths freakin made Fleshbot. hot damn!

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