Randy Quaid was arrested and put in jail on Friday for trying to cross the U.S. border from Canada with his wife of twenty-six years, Evi. The Quaids have been hiding out in Vancouver after being accused of squatting in and causing damage to the guesthouse of a property they once owned in Montecito, California. If you feel like going down the rabbit hole that is this odd couple and their various crusades—they believe “star whackers” are trying to kill them—start by watching their YouTube videos, which are kind of funny, but only in a very sad way.

Here’s one clear takeaway from this whole drama: Style is like baking; you need the ingredients to be sort of exact, or you’ll end up with something that tastes absolutely terrible. Quaid’s navy blazer, burgundy polo shirt, and black-frame glasses are more or less working for him, but—like any totally insane celebrity—his grooming game is way, way off. It’s like he dumped a shit-ton of flour into the mixing bowl that was his look and was all, Do-dee-do, don’t mind me, I’m not insane, I’m NORMAL. If his look were muffins, they wouldn’t even be edible.

Mess with the recipe, by all means, but try to reinvent the science of looking good and you may end up in Randy Quaid territory.

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