When it comes to good-looking locks, there’s no denying that Brad Pitt leads the pack. Whether he’s sporting it shoulder-length, buzzed short, or somewhere smack-dab between the two, the man’s hair remains straight-up legendary, a gold standard in grooming that we should all aspire to. That’s not to say that Brad hasn’t had his fair share of hiccups—the ‘90s were a swervy time for us all—but even then, he’s managed to pull them off with a measure of confidence most only dream of. So, in honor of Pitt’s turning 52 today, we’ve rounded-up a few lessons that his hair has taught us over the years.
1. A Side Part Can Do No Wrong. Whether you’re in a formal setting or somewhere a little more low key, a well-kept side part is unbeatable in its ability to fit in.
2. The Sweep Back Takes Practice. But once you get it right, it’s one of the strongest weapons in your arsenal.
3. High and Tight Can Take Years Off Your Face. Case in point, Pitt’s Fury undercut, which, along with genetics, helped a 52-year-old look somewhere in his thirties.
4. Take Care With Your Sideburns... Very few men can flaunt the rules of proper ‘burn length like Pitt can. If you’re among them, mazel tov. If not, make sure to keep things trim.
5. A Little Length Up Top Never Hurt Anyone. Sure, to get there you’ll go through infinite-feeling awkward stages. But once you’ve achieved long-haired glory, you’ll never want to quit.
6. Alternatively, Think About A Buzz Cut. Don’t want to fuss over your hair? Then go ahead and buzz it all off; all you need is a good clipper and you’re essentially set. Consider the look Pitt-approved.
7. Facial Hair Is For You, And No One Else. Maybe you want a goatee, or maybe a mustache tickles your fancy; no matter what style it is you want, stop worrying and just grow it. If it looks like crap, you can always shave it off.
8. Embrace Your Inner Blonde... If you can legitimately pull off the SoCal surfer look, savor it.
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9. ...But Be Careful With Bleach. Platinum blonde locks take patience and maintenance; don’t even think about trying them if you aren’t up to the challenge.
10. Give Less of a Shit. Brad’s key to almost three decades of follicular dominance: a measured dearth of fucks to give. Take note, and go forth accordingly.
